Friday, May 7, 2010

jejemon fever!!!

alright! enough for the drama,
I was about to make this entry last night but I forgot. haha
so now here it is!
obviously, by the title, this post is about jejemons.
But what are these jejemons?

**Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.


** Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

** Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by
Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.


On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!

miszMaldiTahh111: T_T


** a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh..
whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON.

** (noun or adj.)---a person who is very expert in typing..
** a person that nevr gets tired of typing consonants in all of his comments...
** people with very LOW IQ
** a person that destroys the morale of language in any typing media like internet,cellphones...etc...
** a person you want to fuck off and kill
** an emo/gangster who owns all the possible negative qualities of a person.

** is the derrogative term used for a certain categorized kind of people.They type JEJEJE or JEJEJE when they want to express laughing in written words, which happen more than often. This is why we call them jejes.
JEJE-Similar to hehehe but more like a naughty chuckle coming from the back of your throat.

TIP!! the jejemon alphabet!

the jejemon anatomy!!


Sign that it is a jeje you are dealing with is that he (they are most commonly masculine) seems to have low intelligence.
This is because...

1. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person

2. it seems that their kind is simply dumber.

3. Their names are also often begun with "El" then followed with a random spanish or portuguese word.

4. they put too much letters and symbols in everyword they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALYASES.

jejemon definition:
* urban dictionary

jejemon pictures:
* (alphabet)
* (anatomy)
GOTTA KILL 'EM ALL JEJEMON! :))) Facebook fan page
* (noynoy)



Jhiegzh said...
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Jhiegzh said...

Actually yeah, they're breeding. We are a democratic country. We have what we called the "freedom". So let them be in their own creativity. But I think we are old enough to know what's right and wrong. Lets just respect them, however its their life! NOYNOY! :)...Yes I am looking forward to exlinks with you..You can follow me either, and I will do in return..Just a newbie here^^

za said...

@ jhiegzh, ofcourse I do respect jejemons, they're still filipinos and human.
Some are just annoying, some are not.

go noynoy! :))

vonfire said...

another jejemon post!...talagang nainvade na nila pati blogosphere!

eniwey, im now following ur blog! :D

za said...

@vonfire, yeah! they are everywhere! haha! I also followed yours! :) thanks!

yvette said...

i'm sorry to say.. but i hate jejemons!

CHEEN said...

been reading a lot of jejemon post, both pro and anti :) well, im on the anti side :D and it takes me 5 minutes to understand what theyre saying :)

hmm, noynoy? i'll go for ERAP :D