text jokes and quotes

my cell phone's got a load of messages..haha.
so before I delete those, I'll post it first here. :)

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" Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-Albert Einstein"



"I believe these two philosophies in love:

Give the best that you can and

never stay when you are not wanted anymore"



"Ang PAG-IBIG ay parang...
Math: maraming problema
Science: maraming dapat patunayan
PE: minsan nakakapagod. Minsan boring. Minsan papawisan ka. Minsan naglalaro ka lang talaga"



"I used to miss you a lot, but it seems like you never missed me at all.
and so I stopped missing you."



"If it takes great courage to stand and fight for something,
sometimes it takes greater courage to just walk away and leave things behind."



"The most tiring thing to do?
-to think

To think someone who don't even think of you.

The most expensive?
-to smile

To smile even though you're hurt.

The hardest to regain?
-trust

To trust someone who always disappoint you.

The most painful?
-loss

Lose someone you love the most.

The easiest escape?
-to pretend

To pretend that you're happy even though you're NOT.

The most challenging?
-to move on

To move on of something you can't live without.

The bravest thing to do?
-to love

To love someone who don't love you."



"Kahit anong galit pa ang nararamdaman mo sa taong mahal mo,
pangalan pa rin nya ang hinihintay mong lumitaw sa cellphone mo."



"LOLA: ineng, palimos naman.

GIRL: eh lola bakit dalawa lata niyo?

LOLA: ineng, as a businesswoman we should think on more ways on how to develop our business. That's why instead of associating the money I got for my daily expenditures, I invested it by putting up another branch.

oo nalang! hahaha"



"May magsyota na di nagkita ng 2months,
then 1 day nagkita sila,
at ang unang tanong ng girl sa boy.
'Mahal mo pa ba ko?'

di nakasagot ang biy,
kinuha nya lang ang kamay ni girl at nilagay sa kanyang dibdib.
Biglang umiyak ang girl dahil.....

may boobs na pala ang gaga."



"A tongue has no bone but it can break a heart,
so be careful with your words.
Mean what you say and say what you mean."



"A nice and cool quote from our national hero:

'Ang taong hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika....
ay isang jejemon!!!!' "



"When a person tells you,

ang ganda/gwapo mo naman!

it's good to answer with,

thank you. sana ikaw din."



"1 day, a girl asked God,

bakit po ganito kasakit magmahal?

sabi nya,

eh kasi anak, minahal mo ng sobra....
ang taong nilaan ko para sa iba."




"KNOCK KNOCK!!
who's there?

porkchop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup

...who?


porkchop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup no huwow ooh oh ohh oh oh ohhh (tiktok)


oh kinanta mo noh? hahaha"



--iza