Tuesday, January 5, 2010

TEXT JOKES AND QUOTES

HERE ARE SOME QUOTES AND JOKES THAT YOU CAN USE AS GROUP MESSAGE OR INSPIRATIONS..
haha... (set 1)



"I guess SPIDERMAN wasn't kidding when he said, 'no matter how much goodness you've done to them, they will still hurt you."



Salawikain ng mga college students:

..Aanhin mo pa ang uno kung singko na ang uso
..it's better to cheat than to repeat
..no need to review, kodigo will do
..aanhin mo pa ang libro kung scholar naman ang katabi mo
..ang di marunong lumingon pag exam, malamang bagsak



Isipin mo kung lahat ng mag-ama ay gumagamit ng gay lenggwa:

Ama: Junaknak ikeme mo sa mudra mo laterna akiz juwe, overtym akiz sa work chenez.
Anak: trulalu b yan pudra? hahada ka lang yata.
Ama: Etchuserang froglette! Wiz na tau anda, need ko o.t. para may jalowance ka.
Anak: di naman akiz jinge jolawance sau ah.
Ama: kapal ng pes mo! wiz na nga akis panglafang kakagetlak mo ng anda ko noh.
Anak: keribellles, okay fine, kyeme ko na kay mudra.
Ama: keri.. GO!!


"Sometimes, just to make sure I was wrong, I'd make the same mistake twice."


"Miss tricycle ka ba?
pasakay naman hanggang labasan."


"It's sad that in this world, people would rather see two men holding guns, killing each other, than to see two men holding hands, loving one another."


"One form of loving is..
When you just want the best for that person
whether it includes you or not."


"No matter how plain and simple you are, there's someone who will surely look at you as if you're the most perfect creature ever existed."


"Most of the time, we give too much, too much of what they don't deserve"


"The most selfish line that I heard....
but the sweetest thing that everyone loves to hear from their loved ones,,,,,
'akin ka lang huh?' :) "


"Ginusto mo rin naman ako diba?
eh bakit ngayon nahihirapan ka na?
ganun na ba ko kaistorbo sa paningin mo?



-bangs :D "


"Dahil sa love..
maraming nasaktan,,
dahil sa love..
maraming umiyak,,
dahil sa love..
maraming broken hearted,,
ang pinakamalala sa lahat.


Dahil sa love,,



maraming di na virgin!!! :D "



"Kung magiging parte ako ng katawan mo,
pipiliin kong maging dugo......
mapunta man ako sa ibang parte ng katawan mo,
babalik at babalik pa rin ako sa puso mo"

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