TEXT JOKES AND QUOTES

(set 3)


" Forget WHAT IF's....
Because the more you ask yourself with these, the more you making yourself feel that you made the wrong choice.."


"Funny how sometimes you're missing someone but when that someone show up,
you do NOTHING!"


" I can hide the pain that I feel and make others think that I man move on..
but I can't never deny the truth that...
the person who failed and hurt me is still the same person I wish to love me.."


"If there is ONE lesson we young adults ought to learn,
it should be MATURITY.
maturity in LOVING and maturity to never be BITTER if things don't work out."


" Sana signal nalang ako ng cellphone mo,

para kapag nawala ako, pipilitin mong maibalik ulit ako"


" A boy and her gf were watching movies in the cinema,
a mosquito entered the girl's skirt....
guess where it bites??



KORAK!

sa kamay ni boy...hahaha"


"Para makalimot ka sa taong mahal mo, dapat maghanap ka ng bagong paglalaanan ng pagamamahal mo,
hindi ng BAGONG SIM...
hahaha"


"Hindi porke cute, sexy at maganda,
eh ako na un....


isipin nyo din naman ung iba! baka magtampo sila..

hahaha"


" Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.."


" Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.."


" Uy picture tayo!!
para ma-develop tayo!!"


" Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss.."


" Can i take your picture??
coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!'