TEXT JOKES AND QUOTES

HERE ARE SOME QUOTES AND JOKES THAT YOU CAN USE AS GROUP MESSAGE OR INSPIRATIONS..
haha... (set 2)



"Minsan ang quotes parang ligaw na bala,
kahit hindi para sayo,


tinatamaan ka."



"Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng taong mahal mo,
lalo na kung hindi ikaw ang BIDA sa script na pinili nya."



"Nobody could ever make you smile for no apparent reason except for the person who's on your mind right now."


"Flashbacks makes you smile:



Hindi ka raw naging bata kung hindi mo naisulat ang pangalan mo sa maalikabok na sasakyan o bintana"



"If STUDY = NO FAIL
NO STUDY = FAIL
Then,

STUDY + NO STUDY + NO FAIL

By factoring:
Study(1+NO)=FAIL(1+NO)
Divide both sides by (1+NO)
STUDY = FAIL

kaya wag na tayo mag aral :D "


"Pinaka common mistake ng isang girl during a job interview ay ang pagsagot ng,

'KAHIT ANONG POSISYON PO SIR BASTA MAKAPASOK' "


"Akala ko sila pa, KAMI NA PALA

---rason ng mga estudyanteng hindi handa sa kanilang report."


"Juan: Bakit ba may asin sa dagat?
Pedro: Sinadya yun ni Lord para di mapanis ang mga isda."



"Ang life natin "GANYAN TALAGA",
Umiiyak tayo, "GANYAN TALAGA".
Nagmamahal tayo, "GANYAN TALAGA".
Nasasaktan tayo, "GANYAN TALAGA".
Cute daw ako?
Ehem!!!"


"Teacher: Juan, give me a color that starts with letter "M" except maroon.
Juan: Hmmmmm... Maitim! Madilaw! Mamink-mink! Mukhang berde! Medyo asul!
Teacher: Gago!"


"Kung kasalanan maging HOT.
Ar kung kasalanan maging YUMMY.
Eh di...
I'm SORRY. hehe."


"Minsan may minahal ako.
I'm willing to take all the risk for him.
As in lahat...
Yun pala..
Siya rin, willing to give up everything.
Lahat as in lahat.
Pati ako... :("

awts...


"Happiness is not found at the end of the road. It is experienced everytime you make a sudden turn.


-- SOGO "